i am afraid of myself in this picture.
i WAS trying to make a crazy scary face.
to be fair.
well, a crazy face.
here is a more normal looking facial expression for ya.
i have a stylist.
this is me following the directions of my stylist but doing it how i do it.
i look pregnant. the vest looks better unzipped? i like it. i will be getting skinnier soon, it’s just a fact. no more alcohol and i really don’t eat anywhere near as much as i used to. i think? and as soon as i can start working it in, back to the GYM!
my hands are large. it obviously is something i inherited. workin’ hands, i guess.
so, i was supposed to get a french manicure, but i want to use my own nails and just have gel polish painted on top. i don’t really want to go the acrylic route, if i can avoid it.